Taking Jungle Fever To A New Level

What is going ON here? These shoes make my head hurt (and my eyes bleed). You have heel, you have a myriad of straps (just THINK of the tan lines), and you have that god awful snake print, and there's that "nifty" weaving down the front (which actually makes it look like there's a friggin snake on your foot-- sexy kinda...ew.)


Looks like somone over at Dolce Vita got a little strap-happy. And none of them are even functional. The entry to this shoe?

A zipper. Of course!