Alice In WHAT?

These are from Versace summer. So you KNOW they cost a bloody fortune. They are supposed to be Alice in Wonderland inspired, but I think that's their nice way of saying they're ACID inspired. My problems with these are many:

1. WTF platform toe? That platform looks like an overgrown hoof. No really, I've seen lots of them.

2. ... no, sorry, I just can't even get past the hoof toe.

Mother's Day Ideas...

#1. Not This.

Memo to "Hot Fash" (yes that's their real name...) shoes...you cannot take a boring, hideous HOOF of a shoe, stick it on a platform and a stiletto, and call it fashion. You just. Can't.

Who does a girl have to flash some cleave at to get this bootie trend to go away?