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Can't decide if you want to wear strappy stilettos or just throw on some fishnets? Well good thing Emilio Pucci designed this with you in mind. And he has the balls to call it a boot. My first exposure to boots was cowgirl boots & paddock boots (used for equestrian sports). These are most certainly not boots.
That stiletto is 5 1/4" tall, but the whimsical copywriter who describes these uglies wants you to know that the platform toe makes it feel like "only" 3 1/2!

But the best part about these? They cost over a thousand fucking dollars. Yeah. These shoes are listed at $1,165.00 on Zappos. That's balls, Emilio Pucci. Serious balls.