Crime Against Shoemanity

These were submitted in by an alert, shoe-conscious reader. Holy shit guys, wow. They are by Free People--



Oh god. Where do I start? Tacky lace print, random cut-out for no apparent reason...? Also, this may just because this particular model has the skinniest damn legs I've ever seen, but look what happens when you view from the front:



They look positively DUMPY!!! Don't you think her toes look slightly ashamed?

7 comments:

Chicken said...
October 29, 2009 at 8:41 AM

It's like someone looked at a tin can and said, "How can I make this into a shoe?" Add a little lace and viola!

beautifulmonday said...
October 29, 2009 at 11:05 AM

they are dumpy. look at how chunky and hoofy they look from the side! i love usually love Free People's stuff, but these make me wince.
glad they made the cut though. lol!

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March 6, 2010 at 6:21 AM

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Style Bury said...
August 27, 2010 at 7:11 PM

I kind of love them, from the side. I'm hoping the front view is totally the fault of chicken legs.

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